Hopefully the recent cease-fire will hold, but it does beg the question; why is there so much violence taking place on God's watch in his own back yard?
"Look, I'm not asking you to solve the problem, although...obviously you could...easily, and it seems a little strange that you haven't...I know you don't want to intervene in every earthly disaster...but this is your house! Whichever version of you is the correct one, they are fucking up YOUR shit!"-Jon Stewart to God
And what has God been doing instead of cleaning up his own house? He claims he was helping Notre Dame get to the BCS national-championship game, which admittedly a pretty impressive feat.