Saturday, November 10, 2012

From the Onion: VoteRite-Voter Discrimination in the Palm of your Hand

According to the Onion, the GOP has heard your concerns about the inconvenience of waiting in line for hours at the polls only to be forced to cast a provisional ballot that probably won't be counted because of partisan legislation that discriminates based on likely indicators of party affiliation.

They have heard your cries and don't worry, you won't have to wait in line to be disenfranchised ever again.

Introducing Vote Rite, the new smartphone app that lets you be easily disenfranchised on the go.  Just fill in your basic registration info, snap a picture of your skin, and it does the rest.

No more waiting in lines, no more provisional ballots.  You can just stay home next election and save yourself the trouble!

Yes, this is a joke.  And no, it's not all that funny. 

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