They have heard your cries and don't worry, you won't have to wait in line to be disenfranchised ever again.
Introducing Vote Rite, the new smartphone app that lets you be easily disenfranchised on the go. Just fill in your basic registration info, snap a picture of your skin, and it does the rest.
No more waiting in lines, no more provisional ballots. You can just stay home next election and save yourself the trouble!
Yes, this is a joke. And no, it's not all that funny.